I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
