i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
how does that bad decision feel?
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