So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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