Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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