butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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