Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
