if we break up, who will get the dealer?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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