Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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