so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
