The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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