I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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