He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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