I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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