I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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