We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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