I'm so fucking centered right now
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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