Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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