it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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