Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
soo... how was my night?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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