i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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