When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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