I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
