he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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