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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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