I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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