Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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