It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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