Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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