Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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