like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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