I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Randomize