we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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