i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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