I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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