Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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