Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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