Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
