So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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