dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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