you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
