question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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