He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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