It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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