Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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