I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
