I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Sext me about skeletons
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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