Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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