I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
