He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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