It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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