He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My pussy is not your playground.
why do cheetos always look like penises
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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